SIGNAL 00 — FRONT DOOR
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● BROADCASTING FROM STATIC BAY

TOO WEIRD
TO GO EXTINCT.

He hatched from a crooked line, a broken photocopier, and the last song on a forgotten mixtape. Now he collects every signal the world leaves behind.

ORIGINAL SIGHTING / FILE 000
Derpy Dino, a blue hand-drawn dinosaur with red spikes and a suspiciously calm expression
TRY A LOOK →
Click the red sticker. He may cooperate.
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ORIGIN / 2:13 A.M.

THE LINE THAT REFUSED TO BE ERASED

In Static Bay, a tired zine artist named Milo tried to draw the last perfect dinosaur. One crooked outline kept coming back no matter how many pages he tore up. During a blackout, that page slid into a broken photocopier beside a playing mixtape. Lightning hit the antenna. The copier coughed once — and Derpy climbed out, still warm from the toner.

“The world tried to finish him. He politely declined.”
BLACK = MARKER BLUE = COPIER CYAN RED = EXIT LIGHT
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● DO NOT PRESS EVERYTHING

THE DERPY
SIGNAL LAB

Build a mood, shake the room, then catch the red spikes. Derpy reacts in his own deeply unhurried way.

MODEL DD-13MOOD: UNBOTHERED
Derpy Dino in the signal lab
...you done?
POCKET GAME / 15 SECSCORE: 00
CATCH THE SPIKESTap every red triangle before it escapes.

● NOT A ROADMAP. A LOST-SIGNAL MAP.

THE LONG WAY
TO FREQUENCY 13

Drag the orbit or use the arrows. These are not corporate phases — they are places Derpy must survive.

Derpy at the center of the signal map 13.0 FM
01TRANSMISSION COMPLETE

CLIMB OUT OF THE COPIER

First objective: become real enough to leave a footprint. Result: one smudged page, three missing staples, and a permanent smell of warm toner.

DRAG THE SIGNAL
YOU FOUND THE EXIT.

KEEP THE WEIRD
ONE BROADCASTING.

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